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“Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about the last words of my favorite uncle: ‘A truck!’” Continue reading
“I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?”
– Beverly Mickins (American comedienne) Continue reading
“Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.”
– Bella Abzug Continue reading
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it. – Jackie GleasonWhy does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, ‘Oh my God… I could be eating a slow learner.’ … Continue reading
“… It’s easy if you try.”
– Lennon
“That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.”
– Marx Continue reading
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: ‘Whoa, big fella…WHOA..!’ ‘Should the cabin loose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please, place the bag over your own mouth and nose… Continue reading
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Continue reading
QUOTE:”I freed who?!!” Abe Lincoln waking up with a hangover. Continue reading
“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”
– Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for the United Negro College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line “a mind is a terrible… Continue reading
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