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A man walks in to the U.S. Patent Office with a sack of apples. “I’d like to patent these apples,” he says to the patent clerk.
The clerk tells him, “You can’t patent apples, silly!”
The man says, “But these are special apples. There are none like… Continue reading
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, “My cock is longer than that cat’s tail.”
A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured.
But when the bartender begins the second measurement, the stud says,… Continue reading
One day this couple had finally decided to have sex. They went into the bedroom, and he put her on the bed.
He then proceded to remove his shirt, flexing his biceps. She started to moan, “Oooh baby what’s that?” “These honey, these are called TNT.” he replied.
Next… Continue reading
one day a man walks into a bar and says he wants to make a bet. the bartender knowing the man always loses a bet asks him what he is betting on.the man tells him he is gonna bet that he has three nuts. the bartender says well i am going to take your side on this one. so the man stands up and… Continue reading
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair! Continue reading
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really worried about her man being unfaithful, so she asks him to tattoo her name to his penis…He agrees, and does so.
When his penis isn’t erect you can see the letters W and Y. The woman… Continue reading
Wat does one cheek say to the other cheek? How come we are the ones that always flirt and the one in the front is who gets all the fun. Continue reading
One day a lady walked into a tattoo parlor and asked the tattoo artist, “Are you good?” He replies, “But of course!” She said, “I need a tattoo of Mike Tyson on my left inner thigh and a tattoo of Riddick Bowe on my right inner thigh. But I won’t pay if they… Continue reading
Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20… Continue reading
Three guys are on top of the Empire State Building and they are bragging about how big their dicks are. They finally decide to compare them by dangling them off the roof.
The first guy pulls his dong out and hangs it over the side and it dangles down to the 20th floor.
The second guy pulls his… Continue reading
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