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Q. How can a woman tell she is flat-chested? A. She looks down her dress and the only bumps she sees are knees. Continue reading
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a woman from the back of the theater yelled out, “Hey, how’d you do that?”
“I could tell you, madam”, the magician answered, “But then… Continue reading
Drinking A completely inebriated man was stumbling down
the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the
gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal.
You’re obviously drunk.”
Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure… Continue reading
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.
“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby.
“I mean I… Continue reading
Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN’T Say Out Loud In Victoria’s Secret:
#10 Does this come in children’s sizes? #9 No Thanks. Just sniffing. #8 I’ll be in the dressing room going blind. #7 Mom will love this. #6 Oh the size won’t matter. She’s inflatable. #5 No need… Continue reading
1. They can give milk from their boobs.
2. They can bleed for five days straight without dying.
3. They can bury a 9 inch bone without even getting their nose dirty. Continue reading
Rules for Women to live by(as given by men).
1. Return calls. 2. Don’t lie, either. We have call waiting. 3. Use handcuffs in place of tape (doesn’t stick to hair). 4. If girls night out involves exotic dancers, remember, he’s stuffed his speedos. 5. If girls night out is going… Continue reading
Every single day, I give thanks to God that I was born a man instead of a broad I don’t shave my legs, I stand up to pee When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV
I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don’t pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don’t wax my pubes so I can… Continue reading
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?
1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!!
2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman Continue reading
Q. What do men and sperm have in common? A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. Continue reading
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