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A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!”
He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can’t help but wonder why they are chanting… Continue reading
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
2. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, “buckle up!” 3. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask… Continue reading
Q:What Did The Little Girl Try To Do to The Little Fish?
A: Drowned It Lol Continue reading
Insurance Form Statements…
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
I collided with a… Continue reading
(Please don’t try this at home)August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced moment of inspiration decided to make his own contribution to the cannon shots fired as part of the orchestra’s performance of… Continue reading
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another country.
He’s totally enamoured with the golf ball because he’s never seen anything like it before so he carries like, 30 of them back home to give away as souveniers.
While passing… Continue reading
A friend of mine in Florida is getting married in June, and it seems like he’s already getting a bit nervous about it.The anxious bride-groom sent out announcements in February, carefully addressing all of the announcements by hand. Within a few days, he was surprised to see them all show… Continue reading
A German, an Italian, and a goofy American were trying to get into the stadium at the Sydney Olympics, but the seats were all sold out. The enterprising German stripped down to his shorts and undershirt, picked up a cane fishing pole in a nearby alley, and marched right in stating boldly,… Continue reading
There was a guy walking down the street and he bumped into an old buddy, Steve. Mark (the first guy) and Steve get talking and Mark asks Steve what he’s been up to. “I’m going to university,” says Steve. “Oh, really. What are you taking?” asks Mark. … Continue reading
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against … get this …fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a… Continue reading
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