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What does Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in Common?
They both go aroung Uranus (your anus) looking for Cling-ons (Klingons). Continue reading
A quote from Star Trek: “Very funny Scottie, now beam down my clothes.” Continue reading
There was a magician and his aprentice on top of a mountain. The magician said to his apprentice, “I need two dead people for my next experiment.” So the apprentice went down the mountain and found two dead people. There liscenses showed they were Mrs. Hill and Mr. Hill. He took… Continue reading
Why did Dr. Evil cross the road?
To get Austin Power’s Mo-Jo. Continue reading
A man has been trying to get on a game show for a number of months. He finally gets the show, and is doing well, until the $640,000 question. The host says, “Okay Bob, you’re doing well, and here’s the $640,000 question!! It’s a two part question, you can answer either… Continue reading
10. “Look sir, droids!” 9. No time travlers picking up their own heads. 8. No alternate universes. 7. No transporters to save your butt at the last minute. 6. Aliens with makeup somewhere besides their foreheads. 5. Starship battles in 3 dimensions. 4. War, not neutral zones! 3. No… Continue reading
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when she sees the Big Bad Wolf behind the bushes. She walks up to him and says, “My, what big eyes you have!” The wolf then jumps up and runs away.
Later on, Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, but this time he was behind a… Continue reading
One day Jared was surfing the TV channels. He came to the first channel and it was drag racing. Then he went to the second channel and it was wrestling. Then he went to the third channel and it was sewing. Then he went to the last channel and it was TLC (The Learning Channel) and they were… Continue reading
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n putting’ it back in.
If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still… Continue reading
i don’t care, the movie “Harry Potter” SUCKED!!!!!!!! i think you need to be a potthead to even enjoy it let alone like it, so the movie should be called “Harry Potthead!” see NOW the title explanes its self!
the book was ok, but the movie….OH…god help us! Continue reading
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