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Lawyer’s daughter SueLawyer’s sons Will, CourtThief’s son RobDoctor’s son BillFisherman’s son RodMeteorologist’s daughters Haley, SunnyBack Hoe operator’s sons Doug, RockyHair stylist’s sons Bob, Curly, HarryHomeopathic doctor’s son… Continue reading
What’s the difference between a fat lady and a virgin?Ones tryin’ to diet the other dyin’ to try it!!!!!! Continue reading
A guy from the Bronx comes to New Jersey looking for a job. So he goes to a construction site an goes in one of the trailers and talks to the boss for a job opening. The boss doesn’t really want to hire him because he looks like a punky kind of guy. So the boss figures that he will give… Continue reading
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her… Continue reading
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?
A: “Leave it to Beaver.” Continue reading
Why do women always use DIAL soap?
Because DIAL spelled backwards equals happiness! Continue reading
GHOST POOPIE: the kind that you feel the poopie come out but theres no poopie in the toilet
CLEAN POOPIE: the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet but theres nothing on the toilet paper
WET POOPIE: the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have… Continue reading
1. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 2. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? 3. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they ship it in? 4. Why do they report power outages on TV? 5. How do they get the deer to cross at yellow road sign? 6. Why does the sign saying… Continue reading
A little girl is very bored in her house when she looked out her window. To her surprise there were a bunch of little boys out there.
She said “Oh mommy! Can I go see if those boys will let me play? I’m so bored! I’ll be back for supper! I promise!”
Her mother looked out… Continue reading
NEW TAX LAW The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time is is pissed off, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependents… Continue reading
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