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What do you call three girls under a Christmas tree
hoe hoe hoe Continue reading
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Continue reading
In life there are two things to worry about: either you are well or you are sick.If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick there are only two things to worry about: either you get well or you die.If you get well then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die… Continue reading
You’re so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school, she was arrested for littering! Continue reading
what do you call a sleep walkin nun? a roaming catholic Continue reading
The businesswoman, in town for an important meeting, checked into her room at the swank hotel and unpacked her bags.
Noticing that her best suit had been badly wrinkled during her flight, she telephoned the desk and asked the hotel’s valet service to pick it up for pressing.
Almost… Continue reading
A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said… ”Hey honey, you’re getting fat. Your butt is huge. I’ll bet it’s as wide as the gas grill.” Feeling… Continue reading
Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?
Because everytime they go into the corner, they open up a convenience store.
Submitted by Curtis Edited by blueindiansquaw Continue reading
Q: What is the ultimate rejection? A: Your hand falls asleep while masturbating. Continue reading
I never make the same mistake twice–I’m too busy making new ones. Continue reading
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