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A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her… Continue reading
yo mama is so poor iwent to her house and asked whats for dinner and she took out a shotgun and said next fucker that moves Continue reading
What did the Science book say to the math book? You gotta lotta problems Continue reading
This is more embarrassing for my mother than for me because I wasn’t quite four years old when it happened. My mother taught me to read when I was 3 years old (her first mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet door was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I… Continue reading
This story I heard from a friend of mine. I hope you like it.
My happily married friend of 30 had a quick witted six year old named bobby. Rick, the father made a father-son outting out of going to the local market. Everytime they went, Rick would bring his son pick out a piece of candy, or… Continue reading
A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your father.”
“Then who’s that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?” Continue reading
A couple days after twin brothers, Jimmy and Tommy turned 7, they decided they were older and that they could start swearing. So one morning the went down to breakfast, and Mom asks Jimmy what do you want for breakfast dear? and Jimmy replies I want some damn cheerios, woman! and Mom got very… Continue reading
Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the elephant exhibit, where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak. Johnny points to the pachyderm’s privates and says, “Mommy, what’s that?”
Mommy, seeing the huge member, turns bright red and says,… Continue reading
what do you get if you cross a jeep with a dog?
a land rover Continue reading
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common ? Answer : One is white and harmful to children, and the other is a plastic bag. Continue reading
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