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One Liners

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. 2. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t. 3. For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. 4. I used up all my sick days so I’m calling in dead. 5. There cannot be a crisis…

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